Showing posts with label dexter. Show all posts
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Friday, September 26, 2014

Why do we love her? Part one: Jaime Murray.

Jaime Murray, a black-haired 38-year-old is not someone you can not feel passionate about. You either hate her, and find her accent and manner of speaking annoying or tall, slim figure too alien-like, or you are absolutely crazy about her. Guess which one is true for me.

Her filmography may not be very long, but apart from few movies which I am not going to discuss here since it's a tv-series blog, she has starred in some very interesting shows. Obviously she has done a few guest cameos in criminal series like "Poirot", "the Mentalist" and "NCIS", but when she gets more then one episode, her character is usually either frequently on-screen or quite important to the plot.



After watching her in a few different roles it’s hard not to notice a very vivid pattern: all her characters can be described as either crazy or hot/sexy/femme-fatal-type-guys-have-no-chance-against.



I am not saying her characters are one-dimensional though! What I mean is that most of them are written and designed in such a way that they can be described with one of these two words; they of course differ on the scale in which certain adjective fits them, giving us a whole spectrum of characters who go from mildly weird to bat-shit crazy, and from seductively sexy to the one who shows a porn-star level of nakedness. Oh yes, it’s a good news for all of you perverts out there! One thing you can always count on with Jaime Murray is that if the show is not PG-13, you can bet she will drop the clothes and sex it up with whoever is at hand. And if the show doesn't allow that, you can rest well assured that she will at least hit on any woman she can find.
Thanks to her "Warehouse 13" got it's most famous not-really-canon-but-basically-canon pairing that everyone shipped (including Murray herself).



Below there's a very personal list of my favourite roles by Jaime. Enjoy!


6. Grace Valentine from "Valentine"

I am not even sure if "Valentine" should make the best of anything list, but silly as it was, it was actually fun to watch. The show concentrates on a group of Greek gods who try to make ends meet in the modern world, living among humans. The family of Valentines run by beautiful Grace - a.k.a. Aphrodite - is invested in what seems like a family matchmaking business… except that where the gods are involved, the process of searching for a soul mate may be slightly different than you'd expect..

Special bonus: I don't suppose you'll be surprised if I say that the goddess of love is one sexy lady. She may keep her clothes on most of the time, but is a cause of the greatest orgasm in tv-shows since Buffy and Riley lost it and made the whole house experience their bed pleasures in "Where the Wild Things Are" (4 x 18).


5. Gaia from "Spartacus: the Gods of the Arena"

"The Gods of the Arena" is a one-season prequel to the three-seasoned "Spartacus" (titled respectively "Blood and Sand", "Vengeance" and "War of the damned"). I am not going to lie: I wouldn't have touched that series if it wasn't for Murray, and I have finished neither the main series nor the spin-off. 

The main series tells the story of Spartacus, a brave warrior taken into Roman slavery, who is forced to become a gladiator. The show has stunning graphic fights, interesting aesthetic choices when it comes to showing blood but mostly… there's sex. Lots and lots of sex, to the point where the series seems more like a porn with a plot than anything else. 

"The Gods of the Arena" concentrates on Quintus Lentulus Batiatus and his wife Lucretia, who own the ludus and all the gladiators who train in it (including Spartacus). What interests us is that the very first episode introduces to us Lucretia's friend Gaia, a playful, adventurous woman, whose search for a wealthy husband doesn't stop her from getting what she wants: which, in this case, is to get into Lucretia's robes. Otherwise manipulative and with very dubious morals, Gaia cares very much for Lucretia, and their relationship is very sweet and warm, which makes it very special in a world where sex seems to be so common it's became meaningless. 

Special bonus: points for shagging the amazing Lucy Lawless (a.k.a. Xena the warrior princess)!





4. Stacie Monroe from "Hustle" 

Stacie is an interesting one. A brilliant con-artist, who is well aware of her feminine charm and famme fatale aura, and is not afraid to use them to obtain her goals. Comparing with Murray's other roles, Stacie seems very well-balanced and sane so no one can have any doubt that she's an incredibly strong woman, who doesn't owe her success to anyone but herself. Placed between childish Danny and mature Mickey there's a lot of room to play with the character's sexual energy and feminine strength. Which the writers gladly did. 

Special bonus: like in every show which needs a brand new plot every episode, there's a lot of occasions to see her in different different incarnations… and few bizzare wigs and marvelous outfits.





3. Lila Tournay from "Dexter" 

Since someone told me that “Dexter” is a scary show, and the opening seemed to prove them right, I haven't had the guts to watch it until recently. And frankly, I am neither scared nor have I become a fan of the series. One of a few reasons why I still haven’t given up on it, is that I knew Jaime Murray was supposed to show her sweet ass in the second season. And she did show much more than just her ass. 
Lila Tournay is a perfect example of a character who is both overly sexualised and crazy. We meet her as an reformed meth addict, who later becomes Dexter’s “sponsor” when he has to pretend that he's addicted to drugs. They hit it off quick and they hit it off hard, but things quickly start to go downhill even for Dexter. She might not be a serial killer but her fascination with dead bodies and very disturbing sense of art make her actually seem more crazy from the two of them. Which is something, I guess.

Special bonus: her fashion sense is brilliant. I adored all the little accessories that she wore, including characteristic armbands. 





2. H.G. Wells from "Warehouse 13" 

Title warehouse is a place of "endless wonders", where supernatural artefacts are hidden from the public view and kept safe - more or less. The group of agents who is in charge of "bagging and tagging" as they call the process of finding and neutralising artefacts, consists of: grumpy Artie, childish Pete, up-tight but lovable Myka and a computer genius in a body of rebeled teen, Claudia. But things would be far less interesting without a sexy, adventurous, brilliant inventor from the past - no one else but H.G. Wells himse… uhm, herself! Since she joined the cast in the 2nd season she made a full transition between an evil villain and a good agent, but in reality she's always stayed grey.

Special bonus: H.G. Wells is openly bisexual, and even though she doesn't get to have on-screen sex nor even on-screen official love interest, there's more than a little tension between her and Myka and Jaime Murray herself had a big part in creating this relationship as it is now!






1. Stahma Tarr  from "Defiance" 

For me, Stahma is where all the other roles were leading Jaime Murray to. It's a role she's meant to have since the beginning of her career and it couldn't have gone to anybody else. 

In the post-apocalyptic city of Defiance, where people struggle to live among the new alien species which came to inhabit our planet after the destruction of their own, Stahma is an alien, Castithan to be precise, and a wife to brutal and cruel Datak. Among her aristocratic species women are supposed to know their place, and never leave the shadow cast by their men, and at the beginning shadows are indeed a place where Stahma feels best. She manipulates others, including her own husband, to make sure her family's status is high enough, but as the second season shows, she can do as well in the main spotlight. She's attractive, but her attractiveness is dangerous and sharp as an edge of the knife. She smiles and bows, but there's nothing humble underneath it. Where "Dexter's" Lila was a carefree psychopath, Stahma is clever and cruel and she has a plan. She's terryfying in her beauty and beautiful in how terryfying she can be. 

Special bonus: It's another bisexual character, and once again it seems that the sexual same-sex relationship is the only time Murray's character can show her softer side.






                                                                                                                             



                                                                                                                          That's all!
                                                                                                                                - Aga




Saturday, April 12, 2014

TOP 10 OPENINGS

By Aga

I started my adventure with tv series by being obsessed with anime, and openings were always my favourite part of the episode. Ok, it may be an exaggeration, but in anime openings play quite a different role from the one they have in western tv-series. In japanese animation they are longer, more carefully planned, so they can serve as a real business card of the show. In American and British tv-series the opening sequences get shorter and shorter up to the point where they become just a few-second flash of the title. "Supernatural" is probably the only one who pulled it off, with the title card changing from season to season (with few special episodes having their own design), but always maintaining the spirit of the series.




OK. So what makes a good opening for me? First of all, it has to share the atmosphere of the series. If the whole season is cute, let's make it cute, if it's funny, I want to crack a smile, and if it's is creepy, I want to feel shivers down my spine during these few seconds or a minute. Secondly, as an aesthete, I want something pretty, with the visuals that match the catchy or captivating song. Last but not least, it can't be something you get sick of after three or four times.
Remember though, it's a very personal list, which gives you a full right to both agree and disagree. You are welcome to share your opinion whichever it may be. If you have another candidates, leave a comment too! :)

10. Sex and the city


song : "Sex and the city theme song" by Douglas J. Cuomo

One more thing: I prefer when used part of the song includes lyrics, because it usually makes the whole clip more dynamic and interesting. That's why the opening for "Sex and the city" took it sweet time to grow on me, but when I did, I started to adore it. It's short, it's dynamic, and without words it lets us know everything we need to know about the main character - she's famous, but clumsy when it comes to handling her own life. Plus it indicates the show's gonna be pink, fluffy and funny at times. All of these things prove to be true, so congrats.

09. True Blood





song: "Bad Things" by Jace Everett

Okay. I may not be the fan of the series, but this opening is something beautiful. Mostly because of the soft, sweet voice of Jace Everett, which contrasts with the creepy images in such a delicious, twisted way. The video part is strange, but I love how it shows both the brutal/morbid and the overly sexual side of the show in a very tasteful way.
My main reproach is that the opening suggests something deeper, more exciting and, above all, more elegant than the show delivers.

08. Veronica Mars


song: "We Used to Be Friends" by The Dandy Warhols 

The deep, sexy vocal captures the attention at the very first seconds of the song, but it's not even my favourite part - it's the lyrics, which match the plot of the first season so unbelievably accurately. It sums up the relationship between Veronica Mars and rest of the world in just three lines. Additionally, the visuals are great too - both sweet, with the spirit of the teen show, but with the hint of something darker (the doodles on the pages), which is exactly what that show was.


07. New Girl


song: "Hey Girl" by Zooey Deschanel

I know, I know. It's not something that you can usually see on this kinds of lists, but you know what? I don't care. This intro actually meets all my criteria: it's sweet and funny just like the show, makes you expect something slightly weird, but light-hearted, while the song is catchy and thanks to the sudden ending, it makes you wanna listen to it over and over again.
(Also Zooey Deschanel is cute.)
(Shutup.)

06. Friends


song: "I'll be there for you" by The Rembrants

Probably the most famous opening on my list. The lyrics capture what we loved in the show: the life sucks, but the friends are there for you. Simple enough, but combined with a catching tune and quite a lovely and charming choreography performed by the cast it's really something you don't want to rewind, no matter if it's the first or tenth season.

05. Orange is the new black


song: "You've got time" by Regina Spektor

"Orange is the new black" is one of a kind for so many reasons, opening being just one of them. It's main idea is to show collage of faces of female inmates who are the characters of the show, concentrating on how different they are, while revealing their similarities which go deeper than appearances - it's the similiarity of the situation, and of the emotions they might feel. After all, they are all just women, just people, trapped in the prison for their mistakes. I think it is a nice summary of what the show is.
(The deep, sexy vocals are not a drawback either!)


04. Firefly

http://www.downvids.net/firefly-opening-credits-355636.html
(sorry for the outside link, but youtube provides only the song :c )

song: "the ballad of Serenity" by Sonny Rhodes

Probably my favourite song on the list, one I listened to many, many times and still love it as much as the first time when I've heard it. The brown and yellow colour scheme fits with the western-ish style of the whole series and even though the opening introduces the characters in the least unique way possible (and one that Whedon clearly likes), it actually doesn't bother me, because the whole thing keeps the pace and remains entraining.

03. Pretty Little Liars


song: "Secret" by The Pierces

If the list was called "the creepiest openings I've seen", this would be a number two. It's short, and very, very suggestive. Even though Alison's funeral is what brings the main girls together in the first episode, her death is treated rather symbolically in the series; in the opening it's anything but. There is something almost abominable in how plastic, waxen is the body prepared for it's own funeral, but it's kept just on the edge of tastefulness. It's not the images that make me flinch, it's the thought behind them.
Song is catching, and the atmosphere is captured brilliantly.
A special bonus: the Halloween episodes tend to include a slightly different version of the opening - the lips, or eyes of the dead girl are different, there are some extra sounds in the background that make it more scary.

02. Psych


song: "I Know You Know" by The Friendly Indians

Short, down-to-the-point with the not-so-random sync of the line "they just don't have any clue" (0:11) with the perplexed detective Lessie, is cheerful and funny, just like the show.
A special bonus: "Psych" does one of my favourite things ever when it comes to the opening sequences. It changes the song according to the theme of the episode, and with the criminal shows, that means endless opportunities. It has been sung in spanish (twice), in hindi (for bollywood-themed episode), a cappella, had a christmas version and slower version for a Twin Peaks-inspired episode. The visual side was mixed with too. All of it, apart from being simply awesome, adds to the really-not-so-serious atmosphere of the show.



and the winner is...



01. Dexter


song: "Dexter Main Title" by Rolfe Kent

I haven't seen "Dexter", because I am way too scared, and let's face it: the opening is partially here to blame. Even when I KNOW that no one dies in there, I still can't watch it all without flinching. But if I had the guts to watch a show, I know I wouldn't be able to resist watching to the opening every single time. It's original, it's brilliant, and it's beyond creepy.




Ok, so that's all. There are many openings I love, but didn't make to the "top ten" like the awesome Scrubs' opening, which just missed the list, or energetic Buffy: the vampire slayer's. It was hard enough to pick 10 and trying not to play favourites with the shows they are from!

                                                Stay positive and remember to watch something before going to sleep!
                                                                                                                                - Aga.